You people probably want to see my new housemate's truck

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 03/20/2020 at 17:05 • Filed to: Dots

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Unfortunately any coolnes s it has is ruined by the fact that it’s a total yuppiemobile. Parents bought it for him, and it’s not used on any terrain worse than a dirt road. The chances that that winch has ever been used are infinitesimal.

Future Heap Owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 17:14

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Show him the light

sony1492 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 17:16

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Some dirt roads are treacherous.

fintail > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 17:16

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S tickers too, because of course.

Just Jeepin' > sony1492 03/20/2020 at 17:26

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I collect dirt roads, but nothing that messy please kthxbai.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 17:28

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Oh my god I love me a slab side trooper II

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 17:33

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Where does he park? When does he sleep? And do you know where he keeps his spare key?

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 17:38

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cool - but I think I might have gone with a little smaller tire to get a bit more clearance

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Future Heap Owner 03/20/2020 at 17:40

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I cannot stand him. He is one of those people that will not shut up and will trap you and talk at you for ten minutes straight and I am the opposite of that 

sony1492 > Just Jeepin' 03/20/2020 at 17:46

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My old driveway was about a mile long with a steep drop on one side and sharp hill on the other as it wound up a ridge. A particular section was dubbed, “dead mans” it was steep with deep ruts, to get up it in a car youd have to get some speed. Tow trucks refused to go up that road after a while

This particular spot was a seasonal spring that popped up every few years below the road.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 17:51

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Still Rad

Just Jeepin' > sony1492 03/20/2020 at 18:03

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I’ve never been a fan of mudding, even with the Jeep. That does not look remotely fun.

sony1492 > Just Jeepin' 03/20/2020 at 18:09

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Those roads look alot more fun and alot less tow straps caked in mud.

Just Jeepin' > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 18:15

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Ugh, small talk, the bane of my existence.

Milky > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 18:34

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I mean you can tell.  That thing will rub if it looks at anything other than flat ground.  

SiennaMan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 18:40

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 Folks are right about those tires.  It either needs smaller tires or to be raised a few inches..

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 18:42

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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 19:21

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Turning radius: 0 .7 miles with those tires

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/21/2020 at 03:28

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Holden Jackaroo!

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/21/2020 at 05:59

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 03/21/2020 at 09:16

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Oh god , that sweater.